snapchatting:
*prints out ur selfie* *puts it in the shredder*
doctorangel:
jakemalik:
hungryzekes:
kanyewesticle:
holynipples:
kanyewesticle:
jakemalik:
kanyewesticle:
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
magicconchshell:
without gravity we wouldnt be able to poop
r-e-v-i-v-a-l:
on a scale of 1-10 you are a no
lvysaur:
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
flexed:
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
odair:
how is any of this considered blogging
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 
condorn:
condorn:
How do you get holy water?
you boil the hell out of it
amoying:
post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun
foreveralone-lyguy:
being so hot that you have to stop, drop, and roll so that you won’t catch on fire
australiansanta:
science more like sighence
